I’m pretty sure everyone wants to be liked especially when you enter a new workplace. However if you’re one of those brooding and moody types, here are 5 ways to ensure that no one even comes near you at work or tries to make you his best buddy.

5 Ways To Make Sure All Your Colleagues Hate You

You don’t have to do much, we have come up with 5 easy ways to make sure everyone hates you in office.

Be a chatterbox

One way to make everyone turn the other way when they see you coming is to talk AND talk. Make sure to never let your colleague get in a single word. Love the sound of your own voice, blow your own trumpet as much as possible and let people know you’re an expert on just about everything under the sun. Contradict everyone who goes against your point of view loudly and heatedly. Never be a listener, interrupt and air your own views. Everyone will be sure to love your attitude to the moon and back.

Take a bath only once a month

This is a total winner. Everyone is sure to cluster around your desk and ask you the fantastic perfume you use each day-NOT. An added bonus is not to brush your teeth and flash wide smiles at everyone passing.

You live for gossip

Don’t go a day without spreading some juicy tidbit about one of your colleagues. It will be even better if the tidbit is fabricated or exaggerated. Make sure to take part in any and every gossip there is. The more the people who know about it, the better.

Be uncooperative and unhelpful

Never go out of your way to help someone. Never lift a finger to help a coworker. Always forget the times and dates of any meetings, show up late or not at all. Don’t show any remorse and always blame someone else for not telling you the proper time or date. This will cause your coworkers to have a great impression about your condemnable attitude.

Write Long emails

Always make sure to write unnecessarily long essays and emails to interact with your colleagues. This will cause them great annoyance.
Also, be sure to complain, criticize and condemn everyone and everything.

All these things and your coworkers will eagerly wait to see your back out of the door. Everyone will hate your guts and run the other way when they see you coming. Mission accomplished.